copy test doggo

New York, United States | burrito | Full-time

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Must love dogs!

Job duties:

  • Boop all snoots
  • Purchase $983,087,000 in toys, only to wind up playing with garbage found outside
  • Talk to Dog as if human
  • Love Dog unconditionally
  • Never leave Dog alone for more than 19.3 seconds
  • Develop approximately 10,000 unqiue nicknames for Dog. Bonus points if each nickname strays further from Dog's actual name than the last