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| burrito | Full-time
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Must love dogs!
Job duties:
- Boop all snoots
- Purchase $983,087,000 in toys, only to wind up playing with garbage found outside
- Talk to Dog as if human
- Love Dog unconditionally
- Never leave Dog alone for more than 19.3 seconds
- Develop approximately 10,000 unqiue nicknames for Dog. Bonus points if each nickname strays further from Dog's actual name than the last