Must love dogs!

Job duties:

• Boop all snoots
• Purchase $983,087,000 in toys, only to wind up playing with garbage found outside
• Talk to Dog as if human
• Love Dog unconditionally
• Never leave Dog alone for more than 19.3 seconds
• Develop approximately 10,000 unqiue nicknames for Dog. Bonus points if each nickname strays further from Dog's actual name than the last